A "NO THIS BIISH DIDNT" MOMENT

YESTERDAY I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL LOGGED ON TO FACEBOOK,TWITTER MY USUAL UNTIL MY FRIEND "TY" CALLED ME. HE STAYS NEXT DOOR TO ME AND WE BECAME BEST OF FRIENDS WHEN HE TRIED TO HOOK ME UP WITH HIS BROTHER "JR". IT DEFINITELY WOULDNT WORK OUT HIS BROTHER IS TO FEM FOR ME. I DIED WHEN HE TOLD ME HE WAS A BOTTOM CAUSE THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS.YOU KNOW SUM PEOPLE THINK ITS JUST POKE ,POKE IN THE BOOTY. SOME PEOPLE ARE SO MIS-EDUCATED.ANYWHO "JR" AND I BECAME COOL AFTER THAT NIGHT SO WE TEXTED AND TALKED FROM TIME TO TIME. SO ONE DAY HE CALLED ME AND ASKED ME TO COME OVER "TY" HOUSE SO WE CAN CHILL. SO I PUT ON MY A&F NY JOGGING SUIT AND MY BROWN BOOTS EXPECTING TO GO NEXT DOOR AND JUST CHILL AND TALK. SO WHEN I GET NEXT DOOR "TY" ASKED "JR" TO TAKE HIM TO MEET THIS GIRL AND GET THIS CASH. SO "JR" ASKED ME DID I WANT TO GO I HESITATED AT FIRST BECAUSE I HAD A A&F NY JOGGING SUIT WHICH WAS GREY AND SOME BROWN BOOTS. WELL I SAID YES BECAUSE HE SAID WE WERE GOING RIGHT QUICK AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO GET OUT THE CAR. SO "JR","TY","MIKE" AND I GO GET THE MONEY FROM THE GIRL "TY" WAS TRCKING WITH. "JR" ASKED DID WE WANT TO GO TO THE MALL AT FIRST I SAID NO!,THEN I CHANGED MY MIND. SO WE IN THE MALL AND "TY" AND "MIKE" TRIED TO TALK TO THIS UGLY BROAD THAT WORKED IN SEARS SO "JR" AND I WENT TO "SPENCERS" WHICH IS A NOVELTY SHOP THAT SELLS SEX TOYS,CLOTHES,MIRRIORS,LINGERIE,EVERYTHING RUDE BASICALLY. I SEE "JR" LOOKING AROUND SO I LEAVE OUT AND GO LOOK FOR "MIKE" AND "TY". I COULDNT FIND THEM SO WHEN I GO BACK INTO "SPENCERS" I SEE "JR" GETTING APPREHENDED FOR STEALING TWO $7 NECKLACES...WTF..NO THIS BIISH DIDNT!!..SO THE STORE MANAGER TOLD ME I CAN LEAVE IT WAS NONE OFMY CONCERN. SO I RAN THROUGH THE MALL LOOKING FOR "TY" AND "MIKE" I FIND THEM AND THEIR IN DISBELIEF IN THE INSIDE I DIED LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY SEEMED SO DUMBFOUNDED. SO "JR" LIED AND SAID HE WAS 16 SO THEY WOULDNT CALL THE POLICE (WHICH HE IS WAY MUCH OLDER) HE CAN PASS FOR 16. I CALLED AND ACTED LIKE I WAS HIS MOTHER AND I PAYED SOME GUY TO ACT AS HIS UNCLE TO GO PICK HIM UP. THIS DIDNT WORK SO HE CALLED HIS AUNT AND HIS MOTHER AND THEY LIED ALSO SO HE WOULDNT GO TO JAIL.SO WE'VE BEEN IN THE MALL SINCE 5:30PM ITS NOW 6:45PM AND I HAVENT SHOPPED AND I LOVE TO SHOP WE TRYING TO HELP HIM INSTEAD.
SO THE POLICE COME AND TALK TO HIM. SO I SEE THE COP COMING TOWARDS ME. HE STANDS INFRONT OF ME AND SAYS "HE SAYS YOU TOOK SOMETHING TOO" I SAID "HUH" "I HAVE MONEY I DONT STEAL" THEN THE OFFICER SAYS "I HAVE TO FRISK YOU" I SAID "SURE"...(NO THIS BIISH DIDNT)THE OFFICER COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY BOOTS AND SAID "THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY". I WAS SO HEATED THEN HERE COMES THIS #@#$# WITH HIS AUNT,MAMA AND WHOEVER ELSE..NOW TAKE MIND WE RODE WITH HIM. HE LEAVES WITH HIS MAMA AND LEAVES US STRANDED AND NEITHER OF US HAVE CASH ON US. JUST CREDIT CARDS AND WE WERE ALMOST 14 MILES FROM OUR CITY. I WAS SO MAD I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO GETTING HIM OUT OF TROUBLE. WE WALKED 4MILES IN THE COLD IT WAS 30 DEGREES WITH A WIND CHILL THAT WAS HORRENDOUS IT WAS FREEZING. I WANTED TO KILL THAT LIL CUNT BUT IM TOO FAB. WE WALKED FOR A HOUR UNTIL I GOT INTOUCH WITH MY FRIEND "REGINA", SHE CAME AND PICKED US UP.